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Whiner
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Application for Membership

Post by Whiner » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:21 pm

Hi, I'm new to DAOC and want to join a guild. You guys seem really cool on VN - always bitching and moaning and whining - and these are my FAVORITE things in the whole world. We'll go together like peas in a pod. You don't have to worry about artifacts or ML's or powerleveling as I have no intentions of logging in more than once per day - and that will be to commiserate with you all about how much life sucks. Otherwise I'll just spend my time trolling the boards and slamming anyone and anything with a hefty dose of negativism.

Oh! As an added thrill, I have well over 2000 excuses memorized - giving me at least 3 for all occasions. You guys are my hero's and inspirations and I know we'll be GREAT together.

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Post by Nain » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:25 pm

Do you have an ubah necro or an ubah BD? Otherwise we arent interested
- Von der gnyden in der hyden. Ich biehn gerauss von der hier!

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Post by Whiner » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:28 pm

I have one of each, all level 20. This enables my to bitch and moan from all angles. I also pretend to know all about each class REALLY well.

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Post by Nain » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:28 pm

Youre in!
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Post by Whiner » Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:52 pm

GREAT! Now I can share some more secrets with you all:

1. Using my masters in psychology (from Wannabe U.) I've conducted an exhaustive survey of the VN boards. Leetness is directly proportional to the amount of slander you toss, and how many people back you up. Bandwagon jumping is the key aspect here. Best methods are:

* Call someone FOTM, immediately discredits anything they do.
* Call someone EASYMODE, which implies what you do is 100x more difficult.
* Call someone a ZERGER, this should be used as a last resort when all else fails, as you might need screenshots to back it up.

2. Be the first to post on VN when a fight doesn't go your way. Being the 1st ENSURES that you are right and everyone else is wrong.

3. Never run in groups of 8. Ever. The best way to handle this is to make a group of 5 and a group of 3. To other 8v8'rs it will APPEAR like you've got 8, but you can show screenshots to the contrary. This is my favorite.

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Post by niller » Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:47 am

On 2nd though. I dont think you would fit. You make too much sense with your posts.
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Post by Whiner » Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:42 pm

I guess I'll apply to Drama Inc, they're terrible at all these things - I'm sure its a better fit in the end anyhoo.

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Post by Webb » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:09 pm

I love bonedancers.
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Post by Whiner » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:43 pm

The best bonedancers can be found in a bar called mons venus in tampa. Hubba hubba!

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Post by Zerger » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:42 pm

O.o

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Post by Peachesbard » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:00 am

har har this person sorta sounds like me wtf =/

I'll be on in a month to bitch and moan in alliance chat!


Didnt see anything in the alliance section reunion doing anything with WoW?

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Post by Mr.Muggles » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:43 am

currently about 9 of us moving to WoW. We are playing AvH server 12 on Horde atm.

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Post by Rodann » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:08 pm

Peaches is a fag
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